I've blown a few things in my day
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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