her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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