Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
