I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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