Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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