i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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