My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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