idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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