Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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