watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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