Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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