coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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