: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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