She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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