I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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