id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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