There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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