i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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