Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I want her autograph on my taint
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I need a beard to bite.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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