so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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