is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
where does the pee come out of this thing
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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