how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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