i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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