There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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