Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
NoShamevember. You game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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