Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I have already put on my inside pants.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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