dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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