yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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