Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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