you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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