Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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