She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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