im drinking this country out of the recession.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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