Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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