So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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