But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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