I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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