Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
there's paper in my vomit.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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