she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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