They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
false alarm. still invincible.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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