in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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