yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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