I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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