Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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