Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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