Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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