i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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