Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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