quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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