barbara walters just said penis...
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
