bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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