I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?