Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is