oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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