you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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