can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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