My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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