summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Four minutes until I can fart!
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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The air was thick with penises
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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