What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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