I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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