there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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